How does your life change if you wake up tomorrow 4 inches taller?

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1. I’d have to buy new pants.

2. I would be very happy. Also a little frustrated because now I have to buy new pants

3. I’d have more tinder hits.

4. Depends on where the 4 inches went

5. Oh for sure 6′ 4″ would look good on me

6. First of all, I wouldn’t want that.

7. None of my clothes would fit.

8. I’d have to adjust my shower head and be mindful of ducking when entering areas that I normally have no issues with.

9. My knees get fucked

10. Well, I ‘d be 4 inches taller. 🤷

11. Membership to the 6 foot club

12. I would absolutely hate it as I am already tall enough to experience more discomfort than comfort. Being nearly 2 metres tall would mean that I would have to change my bed, desk, chairs, lift all the sinks in the house to a more comfortable height which would cause discomfort for everyone else, replace all of my clothes etc. There would be zero benefits as I would struggle even more with lack of leg space, hitting my head against all kids of stuff, not being able to find suitable clothing, bending down even more to hug and kiss people etc.

13. 6’7″, I’d definitely be hitting my head all the time.

14. I’d be ecstatic cause I’ll finally be over 1.6m, which happens to be a childhood wish of mine! And of course it doesn’t hurt to look lankier

15. My girlfriend couldn’t talk shit about the 1/2” I fudged on my hinge profile.

16. Moving up to 6 9 is problematic territory and I’m too old to get into basketball or wrestling.

17. Spread this 280 lbs over a 6’5” frame? I’m in.

18. I’d finally make it into the 6 foot tall club hitting 6’1

19. Some weird looks from friends but otherwise I don’t think going from 5’10 to 6’2 changes that much for me.

20. Ig I’d be a chick magnet no matter where it gets added to

21. Landing a girl just got 4x easier. Go forth!

22. My happiness would increase 10 fold

23. I would become an apex predator.

24. Whole new level of confidence i’d say.

25. I would need to buy new clothes

26. Finally, my PCP would quit bugging me about my BMI!

27. Well I have dwarfism and I’m 4’0”, I would suddenly be 4’4”.

    My first thought was that nothing would change. I’m still an “abnormal” height and still a dwarf and all the societal implications that come with that. But tbh there’s a lot of things I’m on the threshold of reaching that 4” would actually make a big difference with. I could comfortably reach more entry buzzers, lift buttons. Carrying bulky things would be easier, stairs would be slightly less gruelling to climb up, furniture would be easier to get onto. Not by a huge amount but in a lot of every day aspects of my life that it would be pretty great.

28. I’d love that 🙁

29. I’d look less like a kid, but still be shorter than the national average.

30. Straight to tinder to update to that magic over 6ft tall so I can wait for the flood of women who say 5,10 is too short. /s

31. 6’9”, I would get a concussion on the daily.

32. I’m already 6’4 so this would be extremely annoying.

33. Honestly would be annoyed. I have a quite expensive clothing collection amd all of them would be too small for me then

34. I’d be a baller. I’d get a girl who looked good and I’d call her.

35. Ah man im broke i can’t buy new clothes just like that!

36. 4 inches standing up or when I’m laying on my back?

37. My clothes wouldn’t fit and I’d probably bump my head on a few things.

38. Damn, those inches are not where I needed them.

39. Pants now too short

40. Assuming everything is four inches bigger ? Start my porn career.

41. That would suck ass. Would I gain weight, too? Because I’m 6’6 and weigh 170…

42. I would be able to ask tall women out

43. I’d instantly be 3 times as attractive