A girl gave me an onion

5 comments

1. I hope you roasted it first.

2. Was it a nice onion?

3. Maybe she’s trying to say you make her cry. Idk.

   Enjoy that onion.

4. She supplied you with a basic culinary aromatic. Guaranteed she wants to gargle your balls after a tough work out in 3 day old underwear.

5. Dude she’s totally into you.

   Return the favor by giving her a shallot and if she blushes you shall be married in the spring (onion).