If they made a movie of your life, what would the title be?

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1. “How’d he make it this far?”

2. A mistake

3. Mistakes Were Made.

4. It’s already been made. Fast and Furious 8.

5. Bang average.

6. “How not to live”

7. Fuck that guy who lives in Alaska

8. And Everything Seemed To Be Going So Well

9. Watch Until The End

10. The question to ask yourself is who will be the actor portraying you in this movie.

11. Later but not greater

    I’m a late bloomer but I still get through all the shit my friends went through in high school only in my late 20’s/early 30’s

12. Life is not a straight line, it’s a zig zag.

13. Oh god are you kidding me

14. “He can’t be that stupid”

15. “Life’s background extra”

16. “hour and a half of depressingly boring shit” Not enough life yet to make it two hours, I think they’d really be stretching it at an hour and a half actually

17. Fear and loathing in Reno.

18. One of a billion.

19. The chaotic ramblings of a semi-cultured madman

20. Survival and Suffering.

21. “stunted”

22. Aw Shit

23. “How has he not offed himself yet?”

24. A Long Vector to a Short Final.

25. Sleeping his way through life

26. Fuuuuuuuuuuck…

27. Eternal sorrow