A brief exchange from today
Wife: How was your day?
Me: A nightmare. I’ve spent the afternoon talking to my company’s incompetent help desk due to server issues. I had McDonalds for breakfast so I’ve been forced to deal with much of this while also on the toilet.
Wife: Could they. . . hear you?
Me: Well, no. I put myself on mute when it was necessary.
Wife: That’s too bad. You should’ve forced them to listen as a power move.
Me: I love you so much.