What is the story of your most satisfying neck/back crack ever?

5 comments

1. You want me to confess how many necks I have snapped and how many spines I’ve cracked?

   No thank you FBI.

2. I put 2 lines of coke on a strippers back.

   Not quite crack, but i smoked that ass anyways;)

3. I’m not sure I would need to look pretty far back.

4. Any time I bust out the foam roller it sounds like taking a cracker to a crab leg

5. The one where Arnold says “He’s dead tired”