What’s your response to, “Does this outfit make me look fat?”

42 comments

1. No, it’s your diet and lifestyle.

2. It’s not the outfit

3. Fuck it, i’ll tell her the honest truth and say yes.

4. Always respond to a woman’s question with a question. This is the way

5. i would say “id rather see you naked”

6. If you’re asking that question, than you don’t like the way it looks on you. Wear something that makes YOU feel beautiful and confident.

7. ‘That outfit? No, not that one.’

8. is this question loaded with bullets or crap?

9. “I plead the Fifth.”

10. No, but your body fat percentage does.

11. The outfit is doing great considering what it has to work with

12. I’m not going to answer that. You look great.

13. “PH phat. Fuck yes!”

14. No honey, your ass is what makes you look fat!

15. So that’s what we’re doing today, fighting.

16. You’re like an avocado. The good fat.

17. Calm down you are being irrational!

18. Not any fatter than normal.

19. Compared to….

20. No honey. It’s the fucking fat that makes you look fat

    -Andrew dice clay c.1989

21. No, *you are* fat, now c’mon we’re going on a gym date.

22. In order to make a comparison I’ll have to see you naked.

23. If she’s fat she already knows it does and so do you so just say no

24. If yes: It’s not very flattering, here let me take a pic and show you how itd look on insta.

25. Just answer the question honestly. You’d have to be insane to think she’s fat, but some outfits just aren’t flattering on some people.

26. My wife asked me that question while i was lying on the bed. “Do these jeans make my ass look fat?” My answer was “Yes”

    She asked me if I was saying she was fat. I said “No, I’m saying those jeans make your ass LOOK fat.”

    She stripped right out of them and put on another pair. “And what about THESE?” My answer was “Yup, still looks fat.”

    As she was bending over for her fourth pair, getting more heated with each pair, I said “Hold up, babe. I was wrong. It’s your panties making your ass look fat.”

    She spun around with a surprised Pikachu face and was buffering for a good 5 seconds. Then she gave me the I’m-gonna-kill-you face and said “Oh, really?” She stripped off her panties and “What about now?”

    I grinned at her and said, “There’s the skinny ass I love!”

    We were late….

27. No way Baby, it makes you look sexy. In fact, so sexy, I’m so boned right now you need to take it off & make love to me. I’ll call & push the reservations back a coupla hours.

28. I must not tell lies

29. Not more then usual

30. If it does I say it doesn’t match her shoes or hair, if it doesn’t I just go with “Does it take off easily?” She laughs and on both situations she drops the subject.

31. No your ass makes you look fat

32. yes

33. No.

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    Don’t give reasons. They will be twisted into an offense.

34. “Are we fighting today? Is that what we’re doing?”

35. “Don’t play that game with me.”

36. Nope but the built in end tables do. The doilie you call a dress isn’t helping much.

37. Yes and I fucking love it.

38. Say~ “I think my mom is calling me! Gotta split!”

39. **play dead**

40. “I don’t answer lose lose questions so don’t ask me them”, to which they say it’s not a lose lose and they just want my opinion, then I say “well you aren’t getting my opinion, so pick an outfit”

41. 42

42. If any SO asks, my go to is always “Impossible”

    If a friend asks, I instantly say “You were fat before you put on clothes”