What have been the most idiotic/funniest comments you’ve been given/told, after having sex with someone?

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  1. (51F) When me and my Ex were in the Lifestyle, our 3rd was here at his request…easiest way to say it🤦‍♀️
    He was 8 years younger and when we were done, BEFORE he even got his shoes on, texted him: “WTH?! She wore me out!” 🤣

  2. Mid first time sex with this guy I’dbeen seeing, he said that we would make beautiful babies together, also that his grandma had the same name as me and he thought it sounded perfect with his last name.

  3. My ex said to me “I don’t know why you’re so self conscious about your body; I’ve been with a plus sized model before so I like bigger girls”. I was there wondering when I had mentioned I was feeling overweight cos all I’d told him was that I had gained a little over the lockdowns. I was still only 70kg which is average in my country

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