Everyone ok if I start mowing the lawn??

47 comments

1. Leave it till 10 please.

2. yea mate you’re all good

3. It’ll be too wet still. Wait until after 2…

4. Don’t forget to power wash the patio too

5. It’s very foggy here so the grass is wet. No mowing, it’s very peaceful.

6. Don’t you dare mate I’m half akip here and it’s a Sunday!

7. Absolutely not. 10am at the earliest.

8. Go for it!

9. Too early. Get the circular saw out for a bit first

10. Heathen.

    The answer is 10am on a Sunday, however I personally am too much of a shitebag to do it before 11am!

11. It’s 9am!

    Before 10 is unholy!

12. Sunday at 9am?

    You out of your mind bruv, what you got against sleeping in on a Sunday?

13. At least let me finish my coffee first mate. Leave it until 10 and we’re good.

14. This time on a Sunday? Nah, mate.

15. I didn’t fight in 2 world wars for you to be mowing your lawn at 9am, wait till 10 like a real gentleman.

16. Isn’t this a skewed sample. The ones likely to be upset about it are still asleep and can’t answer the question.

17. It’s still too wet, get the hairdryer out first

18. I’d wait till 10.

19. Give it until 10 mate

20. No. Go back to bed you weirdo!

21. Nope. I’d wait until 10. Like, you *could*, but I’d be considering leaving a mildly worded letter on your car windscreen.

22. Nah I think you should do what my neighbour does and mow it at 9:30pm when it’s dark 😏

23. Come on the queen has just died and you want to cut the grass? Have some respect for gods sake /s

24. You can cut the grass mate “mow your lawn” somewhere else.

25. I think you are living on the edge on this one. I recall when Diana died a bloke got badly beaten up for washing his car during the period of mourning. Be careful out there.

26. Dude we’re in national mourning wtf

27. No 10:30 at least, ideally 11.

28. Yes, maybe get your dog to bark loudly too? If you don’t have one, rile up a neighbour’s.

29. I’d say no because I want an 10am lie in but I never actually end up having it😂

30. If you are referring to my lawn the answer is yes👍

31. Nah man, wait til at least 10:30/11

32. Wait til 10 you savage

33. I’m on night shift, can you wait till about 4pm mate. Cheers

34. No this isn’t the correct etiquette.

    You must wait until your neighbor does theirs and then you do yours immediately after, providing no other neighbor has just started.
    You need to cause the maximum amount of lawn mower noise possible on a quiet Sunday. Then pointlessly pressure wash your patio and bring on more weeds as you scatter the seeds of dismal garden keeping.
    Seriously don’t pressure wash a patio, you’ll just blast the sand or mortar away and make it easier for weeds. Just pour salt water over it and keep the water away from the grass edge and any borders and you’ll be weed free.

35. Yes, but only if you fly a little Union Jack halfway up the handle, got to show respect.

36. Wait to 10, don’t be a knob it’s Sunday 🙂 x

37. Nah mate wait till 10 and then it’s fair game

38. I am a late sleeper 90% of days owing to my work schedule and even I think 9am is fine. Fuck them. If I can sleep through DIY, road noise and bin men every other day, folk can endure a lawnmower at 9am on a sunday.

39. Yeah sure dude, I wouldn’t mind if you cut your grass at 7am, go for it!!

    I mean I live nowhere near you so I don’t mind at all 😀

40. Give it until 10am…

41. Think of the Queen mate, show some respect.

42. Oi! Keep it down, can’t even hear myself mourn!

43. I mean 10am is polite. After 9am is technically OK, but you’ll be a ‘we ride at dawn’ white New Balance wearing dad type

44. We are in a period of national mourning and all that you can think about is your lawn?!

45. Go for it but wear a black ribbon

46. Go for it but wear a black ribbon

47. I’m just amazed you still have a lawn after this summer. All we have is a patch of clover and other weeds. Looks lovely and green from a distance though.

    I say go for it whenever you feel like it. Just to show off you still have a lawn to mow!