What’s a good hamburger place name?

40 comments

1. Five Fries Burgers and Guys

2. Hamburg

3. Goin Ham

4. Burger Palace

5. (In the voice of Dr Evil)

   I think the name needs to reflect this place is the top burger place ever… perhaps a monarch of some sort… I will create a new place and I will call it… Burger King.
   Mwaaahhaahaaa!

6. Meatverse

7. good ass mf burger

8. Yummy buns

9. Ton ona Bun

10. Vegans Eat Free*

    *all vegan menu items are free of charge

    Only menu item thats “vegan”…..water….free range water.

11. The Burg

12. hambörg

13. Here’s the Beef

14. Hammy’s Toasty Buns

15. Triple bypass.

    Name menu items accordingly.

16. Beefy Biggie’s

17. It’s always tempting to go with some kind of burger themed punny name, but those restaurants never seem to last.

    If I had any food place I’d just make up a word that sounds not completely horrible like ‘Wilkers’ or ‘Clards’ or some shit. ‘Darrets’ maybe?

18. Burger me

19. Slamburgers

20. Bobs Burgers

21. Hodads

22. Patty’s

23. The Burger Shack

24. Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

25. Greasy Joe’s sack ‘o’ burgers

26. Mac Meaties! Got it from invader zim tbh, can’t take all the credit.

27. Slider Inn

28. I’m not a man but Buns n Beef

29. The dimpled bun.

30. McDowell’s, home of the golden arcs.

31. Bob’s Burger

32. If it’s in pittsburg, Pittsburger.

33. Burgers, beers & Bries

34. Tuesday.

35. Patty’s

36. Fat Smitty’s. An actual place nearby where my grandparent’s used to live.

37. Sneeds Feed n Seed. Formerly Chucks…well, you know the rest.

38. Bobs Burgers

39. Big Dick’s Burger and fries

40. NO BS BuRGER

    only real meat served here.