Men of Reddit, what is the best pick up line you ever had/heard?

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1. From this heavier gal I met at a bookstore, “Hey want to go grab a slice of cake sometime?” I like ones that are sort of outside of the box like that.

2. Me: Dang, I’m exhausted!

   Her: Why?

   Me: I spent all day moving my furniture so when you come over the only place you have to sit is my face.

3. What’s 290ft long and roams cold places? An ice-breaker, hi I’m *name*

4. Hi I’m _____. How are you doing today?

5. If i told u i wouldn’t be the undisputed king

6. “You know it really is a shame….”
   “…what is?”
   “My heart pounding inside of me and you’re not.”

   ….I could never…but its a good one.

7. The smoothest I heard was this. You take her hand to show her a riddle. You open her palm and run your finger down the biggest line. That is the river, on one side there is a white bunny. It wants to cross but the river is too deep, too long, too wide and the current is too fast. How does the bunny get to the other side? She will think about it and give a few guesses, pretend she is close to the right answer. When she finaly gives up you tell her “who cares about the bunny, I just wanted to hold your hand.”

8. Nice shoes, wanna f#$k?

   Simple and to the point if a bit crude.