Hubby and I put the baby down and went to the bedroom for some sexy time. We were in missionary and our cat decided he wanted to hop in bed and join in by attacking my husband’s feet. I couldn’t stop laughing the entire rest of the time. I guess next time we’ll have to remember to shut the door.

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  1. We have to make our English bulldog a special frozen peanut butter stuffed bone to be left alone and also pull up all the rugs so they aren’t all smeared with peanut butter! We can touch and be close but the second he hears a kiss sound, he knows what’s up and immediately demands what he knows is in the freezer for him – otherwise he just barks and then tries to get involved with lots of sniffing and licking hahah

  2. I think our dog understands the consequences that would result from him messing with the flow too much.

    I’ve been a foster forever. I know great people. I’ll rehome you in a nanosecond if you screw this up for me.

    He stays a homie and chills on the couch, so it’s all good.

    FOR NOW!

  3. Oh lord our cat is the worst during sexy time!!

    I will never forget one time I was going down on my husband. As soon as I looked up, our fucking cat was watching from the nightstand! He was staring like a creep. Freaked me out.

  4. The pets are almost as bad as the kids!
    Mae have a little corgi, he is 14 years old so mainly sleeps. He Baraja and who es and barks until we put him at the foot of the bed at night. Fortunately, we have a king bed but yeah…. It is what it is – he’s on the bed when we get it on. It’s easier to ignore a sleeping dog than be distracted by a barking dog lol.

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