men, what would you do if your nudes got leaked in the internet?

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1. Leak better nudes, just to flex.

2. Tell everyone it was cold in there

3. u would not really care, but since i dont really take nudes (hate the way i look rn). they would not get leaked

4. Probably get job offers from porn hub

5. Apologize to the viewers?

6. Um, they’re already all over the internet. Well, I guess for those of us that post them here anyways…

7. There are no nudes to leak, so

8. Give it a like

9. I’d be way more embarrassed if my internet history was

10. I would read the comments

11. Wonder how nudes of me exist when I have never taken any, then wonder why anybody would want to look at that in the first place. Probably feel a sense of guilt for the feelings of shock and disgust the images would no doubt inspire in the onlooker. Then just stop caring

12. Record myself fapping to it like a reaction video and look directly into the camera at climax

13. Nothing, they don’t show my face. Enjoy the show you freaks.

14. I’ve not taken any nudes so we’re getting into criminal territory by someone else here

15. Charge

16. Wonder who got nudes of me, how, and why. Nothing to see here, and they ain’t getting shit if they try to blackmail me with posting nudes, except maybe the back of my hand.

17. Financially ruin the people responsible and bring charges

18. Copyright lawsuit…

    Bro that stuff might be worth money, At least give me a cut!

19. I’d buy waterproof boots to prepare for the global flood of vaginal juices

20. Hopefully someone would have an opinion about this weird mole that I’m too scared to go ask the doctor about.

21. Grieve for the poor bastards who had to look at them

22. Bold of you to assume the Internet want to look at my nudes.

23. Just sit back and wait for all the women to reply

24. They probably have been. I sent them out to others who wanted them in the past.

25. dont have nudes. nobody cares about men nudes.

26. I mean, who do you think *leaked* them in the first place…😏

27. I’ve been nude in front of some fairly big groups of people I don’t really know and some work colleagues and what I’ve found is most people don’t really care. So no I’ve got no issue here as others have said leak better nudes. I’m flattered that someone wants to look at em.!!!

28. Probably die laughing because when and how would be interesting to see. Especially considering the fact I haven’t had anything in years

29. If I was stupid enough to send naked pics to someone else, I would be getting exactly what I deserved.

30. Take solace in the fact that no one will care

31. Weiner, your careers over man. Stop crowd sourcing ideas and just move on

32. Take stock of my life and ask myself why I ever thought it was a good idea to take nudes. Like for real, what is the up side of this? I’ll never understand.

33. Ive never taken a nude, never will, nor have i taken a dick pick, sent or texted a dick.

34. NGL I’d enjoy it a little. Hey I’m famous on the internet, take a look!

    They better be good photos, good framing, good lighting, no technical errors, etc.

    (I think this question is a proxy for how important the responder thinks the internet is in their lives. For me, its not important, don’t care.)

35. Hopefully use it as a kickstarter for an OF.

    Or prepare for some really awkward messages

36. Start charging people to *not* have to see them. Seriously, nobody wants to see me naked.

37. I would turn them into NFTs

38. Nothing? I can’t take them down or do anything about it so the only option is to just continue with my life as normal

39. Shrug and say “oh well, i knew this had a non zero chance of happening before I sent them so im not gonna whine about it.”

40. wonder what happened with the hidden camera suddenly appearing since i havent taken a nude of myself in well over a decade

41. Sue the person who leaked them then post my own