If you were an apple, what kind of apple would you be?

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1. Green apple.

2. A MacBook

3. Certainly not the one which fell on Newton’s head

4. A crab apple. Sour and small but popular with birds.

5. Green apple

6. Pineapple

7. Ones that are yellow mixed with blue

8. Golden apple

9. Honey crisp

10. A crabapple

11. watch

12. Golden, bite me

13. Pride Sour Green Apple pre-workout

14. Golden delicious

15. iPhone.

16. Sauced.

17. There’s a specific type of apple where my grandmother comes from, they are very tiny and crunchy and delicious. They’re called “campanine”

    I’d be that.

18. Granny Smith because I like grannies

19. Granny Smith because they’re the best.

20. A Pink Lady

21. A damn great one

22. AppleTV

23. Apple martini

24. Granny Smith

25. Granny smith. Juicy but bitter.

26. green and a bit sour

27. A rotten one

28. Stand. An Apple Stand.

    Then I’d be worth $999.

29. sour, bitter and undesirable

30. red apples, especially the ones from Turkey. They’re usually very sweet

31. A really big fat one