Men of Reddit, what animal do you think you can take in a fist fight?

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1. Myself

2. I could take on 50 blue whales if we’re on land.

3. Mouse/Rat or a turtle. I’m not that strong :p

4. I dunno – maybe like a small hamster? If it’s already dead?

5. I’ve punched a bear once while drunk. So I’ll go with a animal below a bear.

6. Not thinking but knowing. Racoons and the neighbours maine coon cat

7. An ant, but will probably need back up

8. I could definitely fuck my cat up if it came down to it

9. I could definitely beat a rabbit. Merry Christmas.

10. A sea cucumber, but it’d be close.

11. A goldfish

12. I honestly think I could take out a kangaroo.

13. I will fuck up a butterfly.

14. Any kind of monkey, emphasis on monkey. Chimpanzees are not monkeys, they will slaughter me.

15. A lot of them if they could only use fists. I feel like there are a not a lot of animals that have fists, which would put them at a sever disadvantage.

16. Does it have to be a fistfight? Can I maybe kill them with kindness?

17. If it’s bigger than a cat or a rabbit, my hands will *not* remain bare; even if there are no weapons around to be had but the ground and my bodyweight, I *will* be weaponizing those.

    Buck naked on flat soft ground, and in fight or flight mode before any violence starts: I can probably kill and survive an average wolf if not ambushed, and a small one if ambushed but it didn’t get a large artery or cripple a hand.

18. I mean my puppy fucked me up good when she was just 2 months old. So, a mosquito I guess after pupper crushed my confidence in my ability to fight.

19. A kitten

20. I could totally kick my dog’s ass if I wanted to. I killed two mice with my feet one night.

21. I’ll give the same answer every time this question is asked.

    Chihuahua.

22. Penguin

23. Fish, maybe.

24. I can take on my chihuahua ez. Bro that bitch ain’t got nothing on me 😂

25. I reckon I could give a beaver a good pounding.

26. Women

27. A fly

28. I’ve taken out a dog once, wearing steel toes probably helped out in that. Calf I can take momma cow is another story got pinned to the ground two broken ribs

29. Bunny. I can take bunny down.

30. A grizzly 🐻! After watching Manswers I’m sure I can defeat a grizzly with 1 Hikuta Punch!!!

31. I could take another man in a fight, we are all just animals anyways. 🤣

32. 1 homo sapien

33. Anything bigger than a rabbit will probably kill me

34. Any of my brothers. Heckin’ animals.

35. Medium sized dog maybe

36. A raccoon is probably a fair fight. He would fuck me up but I think I would win if it was as life and death.