Your username is an invention in the 21st Century, What have you invented?

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1. Social Media.

2. I guess some sort of pickled ghost snack

3. A method by which dairy products can be absconded with whilst at sea

4. Grooooooss…..but it’s already a thing apparently.

5. Some sort of biscuit

6. Political Puppets.

7. It literally is a gun building contest.

8. Apparently the newest plague!

9. Coffee which removes the feeling of dysphoria

10. An average london avenue

11. OP’s mom, I ain’t proud of it, but it is what it is.

12. Slogan: „Chajos – And the J(ay) is silent“

    A contraption that filters out bird sounds, so you can have your window open but not hear the fuckers.

13. Food that can make you ugly cry.

14. A bridge in a mossy spot

15. Snow?

16. Probably some advanced mathematical equation or algorithm I fuess.

17. google

18. Weird kitties

19. Scottish history

20. Clones.

21. ONE SWEET BEARD!!!!!!

22. Myself.

23. Reddit

24. Cat-sized crocodile pets.

25. Some sick wooden furniture

26. Oh no…

27. A hyperlink to the world of the Legend of Zelda. Welcome to the metaverse guys.

28. Siblings

29. A single uncanny valley clone

30. Randomized quantum computing that creates only things we already have, but slightly worse so you question whether or not to buy it just for fun. Examples include toothpaste in a jar, popcorn in a can, cars that run on infinite energy but their top speed is just above a casual walk, earmuffs that keep your ears cold in the summer but itch your cheeks from the sweat otherwise…

31. Oh boy…

32. You’re hearts desire…but eventually you will have to pay a hefty price for it hehehe….

33. Typewriter

34. Broken dolls and spicy tears

35. Some trendy overpriced condiment added to açaí bowls

36. Sadly, the fascistic right of USA politics – not the leaders, but the followers.

37. Guardian Fox… i guess robot guard animal.

38. A pussy shaving service.

39. An android that defends bullied autistic people against their bullies.

40. It’s a book explaining why you’re not unique