you wake up tomorrow and find everyone’s naked, what will you do?

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1. Most people id rather not see naked so id go back to bed and hop it was a dream

2. i mean i guess i gotta strip down.

   the cops can fine me if i have on clothing, right?

3. Get naked. It’d be kinda awkward otherwise.

4. Start selling clothes. I’ll make a fortune.

5. Id put on clothes just cause your naked doesn’t mean you can’t hide yourself

6. Get naked too!

7. Join in

8. Finally my wish came true. I strip naked myself and we all have a carefree Time.

9. Walk slower

10. Take pics. And get coffee

11. Lock myself in my room for the whole day. Oh wait I already do that

12. Im going to the gym, that’s what im doing

13. Make breakfast as normal.

14. Work from home.

15. Make pants, then put them on.

    It’s winter here, and its cold and I have shit to do.

16. When in Naked Rome…

17. Fucking get naked bro. Fuck wearing clothes if I don’t have to.

18. Ask when did I wake up in Orient Beach, St. Maarten?

19. People with a phobia about nudity think everyone else has the same phobia, but I’d say the VAST majority of people simply don’t care.

    Looking at clothing styles, men clearly are far more scared of nudity than women, so any phobic response would be highly gendered. Was recently at the beach and for women thongs are totally normalized but men were wearing what amounts to calf length capris. Bare female butt is totally normal at the beach, they look at me weird because my suit was special order on Amazon and its only got like 8 inches of inseam and I’m showing “gasp” “BARE MALE KNEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Meanwhile next to me some college girl is laying down rubbing sunscreen on her butthole because its right out there uncovered except by a little string. Have to admit it looked pretty nice.

20. Think “Oh, boy I’m having that dream again!”.

21. Get naked too

22. Start the natural selection process

23. Everybody is already naked when you have imagination.

24. I’m in colorado. my first thought would be to move somewhere warm before october.

25. Well I sleep naked so I wouldn’t care.