what are some phrases that you think no one has ever said them before you ?

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1. Mathematically speaking, there are so many possible combinations of phrases that we’ve all said unique phrases.

   Like, today I said: “Hey, Baz Luhrmann, it tastes the same when the lid is pink as when it’s green.”

   Pretty sure no one’s ever said that one before.

   Baz Luhrmann is one of my many nicknames for my kid, incidentally

2. Stay still…I’ll clean it out of your ear

3. Stop sucking ma di*k of i ll call the cops

   RIP George Carlin

4. “I just want someone to crush my head between their thighs like a watermelon”

5. “The best way to get over your peanut allergy is to shove peanut dust under your foreskin”

6. “Jesus was a stoner for sure, they left that out the bible because we’d have world peace if they let them smoke in the church”