What’s the worst/most annoying place on the body to have an itch?

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1. The balls when you’re in public

2. Balls. It can be hard to get a properly satisfying scratch on them unless you pull them taught.

3. The back, where you can’t reach.

4. Buttcrack

5. On your butthole

6. Under your knee or in between your 2nd and 3rd toe

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8. A bug bite itch between your nuts and anus

9. Between the shoulder blades. Feel like a fucking t rex

10. Bottom of feet while you drive.

11. Inside the ear when you’re wearing a motorbike helmet

12. That place you can’t scratch like under a surgical scar

13. Finger.

    It sucks when the bite you’re trying to scratch is on the thing that is supposed to scratch the bite in the first place.

14. Eyeball. Don’t scratch it; it’s squishy.

15. The heel. No matter where you scratch, it never really feels like you’re getting the itch.

16. Somewhere on your head under a motorcycle helmet while doing 70mph.

17. On top of your toes while you’re wearing shoes and driving.

18. Inside your dickhole

19. Taint

20. 6 inches inside the a hole

21. ASSHOLE

22. middle back, very hard to get it right to cure the issue

23. You’re fucking ASSCRACK! When in public.

24. Phantom itches after numbing like for teeth work is the worst. A itch you can scratch but it won’t feel like it

    Had one on my chin. I was like wtf is happening

25. The inner side of your thighs, because it won’t stop itching.

26. Anus

27. Inside your butthole while at work.

28. My crotch when I’m wearing jeans and driving and it’s in the one spot I can’t get to

29. Ball of foot itch and you’re in a corporate meeting for 8 hours with no recess

30. That one at the back of your throat and down your ear at the same time, you try scratching your throat with your tongue all twisted, when that doesn’t work you put your finger in your ear as far as it will go and stab away furiously trying to scratch your throat from inside your ear.
    Looks great if your on a date.

31. Bottom of foot. It tickles at the same time you itch.

32. Ass crack in public or the parts of my back I can’t reach.

    Nice username by the way. Love that show to this day.

33. The penis/balls, it just itches sometimes and you gotta really scratch at it like a Kangaroo

34. Around the eyes

    Looks like you’re tired when you scratch there

35. Anyplace you can’t reach

36. Up in the starfish

37. Tip of your foreskin.

    If you’re in public, obviously that’s a no-go.

    If you’re in private, you *can* scratch it, but you happen to be even the least bit horny in that moment, let’s just say you better have a fair amount of time to yourself. 😛

38. On your feet. Ever tried scratching a foot itch while wearing work boots.