As an Adult, what’s the most childish thing you still do and enjoy doing?

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1. Playing Minecraft

2. Enjoying life

3. When I’ve had a few beers and I’m home alone I sometimes drop my pants and undies around my ankles to wee into the toilet. It makes me giggle every damn time

4. Talking to myself and making up dumb songs about what I’m doing.

5. Use the empty gift wrap tubes as a lightsaber.

6. Fart jokes

7. I have an older sibling we’re both adults but I never ever stopped enjoying annoying them

   Edit: we’re both in our 40s

8. I like Fruity Pebbles. But not the name brand Post Fruity Pebbles. They’re too waxy. The off-brand are better.

9. Climbing trees.

10. I like the ride the shopping cart back to my car when I leave a store.

11. Treating my joints like they’ll heal like they used to.

12. Lego.
    Jumping up and touching the top of door ways like I’m dunking a basketball.

13. I only do this when kids aren’t around, but I love goofing off at a playground! It’s fun to climb on everything and go down the slides. I wish they made things like that for adults (bigger slides, harder things to climb etc.)

14. I watch Beavis and Butthead, South Park, and Robot Chicken

15. Legos

16. I still enjoy swinging on swings and trying to get higher.
    I was never brave enough to do big jumps off though, and I’m still not and I’ve done gymnastics and trampolining.

17. Going up stairs on all fours like a bear crawl, or sliding down the stairs one at a time on my butt.

18. The floor is lava, not stepping on cracks, …

19. When ever I see hopscotch drawn on the ground I simply must jump it through.

20. I go to the massive toy shop near me and be amazed at how cool toys are now compared to what they were like before

21. Running up stairs on all four like some sort of stairclimbing machine!

22. Still sleep with a stuff animal my mom got me when I was 2

23. Building blanket and pillow forts. Gotta buy more blankets and sheets because I wanna go full Community College and have the fort go through the whole crib

24. If I’m driving while it’s snowijg at night; I’m in hyperdrive baby!

25. Pretending ive used the force to open automatic doors.

26. As a truck driver I find any excuse to toot my air horn.

27. Doing my dailies on this video game I’ve played for almost 20 years.

28. I used to hide behind walls and scare my wife, which works perfectly every time. This always cheers me up more than anything.

29. Annoy the fuck out of people with this technique.

    Girlfriend picks up a packet of crisps

    Her: can I have these?

    Me: have what?

    Her: the crisps

    Me: what about the crisps?

    Her: can I have then?

    Me: have what?

    Her: the crisps

    Me: what about the crisps

    I notice she gets really annoyed right about now. She eventually says the following

    Her: can I have this packet of crisps?

    Me: yeah of course, why didn’t you say that?

    It’s fun.

    My other favourite is when someone walks away from you call them back and make it sound urgent. Then when they get to you, ask them how far they would have gotten if you didn’t call them back

30. My boyfriend gives me random boops on my nose throughout the day…he’s a financial analyst.

    I really need to get him a dog.

31. Evaluating how good of a weapon a random stick is

32. Whenever I hear a plane I must stop and look at it

    Edit: just realized the sub. Obligatory not a man

33. Avoiding eye contact but also stare indiscriminately at things or people sometimes without impunity just because I am curious

34. Love popping bubble wrap. One bubble at a time, twisting it, stomping on it…

35. Replying to people with “your mom” and “that’s what she said”.

36. I imitate my wife constantly. But I do it in an over the top girly drama queen way.

37. Farts and fart jokes.

38. I put self-adhesive googly eyes on things.

39. Yo mama jokes, because they are old, overused, and childish…

    JUST LIKE YO MAMA

40. I enjoy farting, especially around kids who try not to laugh. I’m 71 years old and I keep a straight face when I fart around kids, it cracks them up every time. Last time, I was in the dentist waiting room and a couple kids and their mom were there too. I acted like a grumpy old man and made all sorts of grumpy noises and acting like my bones hurt when I sat down. None of which is true. The kids were smirking. Then, totally expressionless, I let out a big, long fart. It was glorious. The kids could barely breathe they were trying so hard not to laugh and their mom was giving them dirty looks. No one says anything because I’m old and grumpy. Being old is fun sometimes.

41. Last night I ate frozen chicken nuggets and Mac n cheese for dinner, had gushers for dessert, then played Xbox all night.