Why is there always piss on the toilet seat

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1. To infuriate you……..

2. Wait until you find out about the gross stinkymen who claim that washing one’s butthole is gay.
   I am honestly grossed out of the way some people live

3. Because one must assert dominance over the porcelain

4. Because men stand up to pee. Not always the easiest thing to aim. To lift the toilet set and wipe the seat if necessary is a taught behavior that most men don’t do, or care to do. Growing up in a house full of girls, I learned this behavior real quick.

5. Only takes 1 dude and then anyone else who follows won’t clean it or lift the seat unless they have no other option. So it just keeps getting worse and worse. As to the reason why the first dude didn’t lift the seat, just use the damn urinal or clean up if he had an errant aim – no clue.

6. I hear womens bathrooms aren’t much better because of the hovering technique.

7. Afraid of sitting on a little piss?

8. It’s because people don’t want to touch the toilet seat, and despite having it their whole life, they don’t know how their cock works, so they can’t aim it for shit. God forbid they rip off a piece of toilet paper and use it to lift the seat.

   Although, I guess it must be hard to aim a short hose.

9. I was drunk.

10. A lot of guys dont use their hands.

11. Because I know it pisses people off

12. First drops and last drops, coupled with “it’s someone’s job to clean this”. I hear that ladies rooms are worse.

13. You need to work in Area 51. Everything there is laser guided 😉

14. Bc I stand on the toilet to pee

15. Mark your territory.