I (24m) have been on the dating market as of late, and I’m trying to find new ways to make myself look a little more attractive (not really in a shallow way, just to maximize my potential).

I have been hitting the gym, got my ears pierced, and have adjusted my fashion style to something that better suits me.

The only issue is my facial hair. Without it, I feel too baby faced. I’m only 5’7 and relatively skinny, so I’m not entirely giving off masculine vibes with a clean shave and women naturally treat me a little different. I also get acne pretty bad from shaving, so that’s another reason.

I just feel more confident with facial hair and my past partners have all instantly been more attracted to me with it. My problem, however, is that I can’t get hair to grow on my sides enough. It just looks patchy. My mustache and chin are both full, which brings me to my main point: should I shave off the sides and leave my mustache/chin? Are goatees as hideous as it sounds? Idk, I never see it anymore and it gives me 90s vibes. I don’t want to stand out that way, but I’m also not sure if I’m just in my head being a weirdo.

Edit: this is *semi* satirical.

3 comments
  1. If it’s styled right I can look good I have the full beard so I may jnow a thing or 2

  2. Goatees are perfectly fine! I’ve dated guys with goatees, and personally I’m attracted to men with some sort of facial hair.

  3. Just don’t add a fedora. Or just play it like your the edgy evil twin from an alternate universe. Chicks dig that sort of thing.

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