Is there something you never did which you also can’t do anymore?

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1. Cocaine 💯

   Just don’t.

2. Clubbing in Miami

3. 3 some. For multiple reasons.

4. Dated in middle school.

5. i was always curious about skateboarding. at 42 with recurring sciatica, that ship has sailed, haha XD

   i also can’t smoke a ton of weed like back in my teens and 20s. just can’t handle bong after constant bong. it’ll just knock me on my ass, i’ll eat everything in the fridge and sleep for 20 hours.

   and loooong road trips. back in 2001, the ol’ lady and i road tripped from here (chicago) to vegas nonstop…..36, 37 hours….idk how we survived that. also multiple trips down to fla, including miami and key west, nonstop….

   these days we’d probably stop overnight twice, we just don’t have that kind of stamina anymore, haha

6. Eat junk food throughout the whole day. My tummy be hurting badly now

7. As someone that’s basically just started adulthood, I genuinely wish I went to more of those jungle gyms as a child, now that I can’t it’s a little disappointing that I didn’t while I could have.

8. Weed. Never tried it when I could’ve and now I have my CDL so it’s illegal for me to smoke weed or have edibles or anything.

9. Pole dancing

10. I always wanted to learn to parachute. Sadly, in 1986 I had a motorcycle accident that left me with way too many pins and plates. All it’d take is one slightly too hard landing to put me in the hospital for a long, expensive stay.

    So I took up scuba! Got my cave certification in 1998. Over 5000 dives. All of them wonderful.

11. At 28 I’m probably officially too old to play a high schooler in a teen movie

    For someone who once dreamed of being JD in Heathers the Musical this is fairly devastating.

12. Many of them, most too personal.

    But I will mention CBGB and Studio 54 back in the day.

13. underage drinking

14. Punch a racist bastard in the face. Cant do that without being charged for assault now lol!

15. Drinking to get drunk. I’m 22 and I have been drunk before but the hangover the day after is not worth it at all!

16. Visit the Wacken Open Air festival.