Who does America’s Sweetheart become as they age?

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1. all of them become my wife

2. I don’t entirely understand the question, but I unironically enjoyed Sandra Bullock in The Lost City with Channing Tatum.

   She had that classification for a minute, didn’t she?

3. America’s Necco wafer.

4. Suburban moms with white down vests driving Escalades and dyed blond hair.

5. America’s Girl You Vaguely Remember from High School Who Tries to Recruit You into an MLM on Facebook.

6. America’s Fun Aunt?

7. America’s cardiac arrest

8. America’s Milf?

9. Interesting, I thought Dolly Parton has been eternally enshrined as America’s sweetheart, no matter how old she gets…

10. Unemployed

11. She becomes Betty White.

12. Forgotten typically.

13. Maybe America’s Sweethearts are the larval form of wine moms?