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Johnny Walker Blue
Water
Jack n coke
Natty Light
Order a “Screaming Orgasm”. It’s Vodka, Baileys, Amaretto and one or two other things. Not the greatest cocktail, but the jokes wrote themselves.
NOT sloe gin.
A bud light and a shot of the shittiest whiskey in the well
A good Paloma would be awesome
Balvenie Doublewood.
You SIP this stuff. Slowly. Play with it in your mouth.
Whatever you like would be ideal 🙂
You’re on reddit so, probably a hot chocolate before bed.
Otherwise, absinth.
Long Island ice tea. A little bit of everything
Three Wise Men
Buffalo Trace Bourbon, one ice cube only.
Flaming Dr Pepper
If you have the means, go to a whiskey bar. Have the bartender give you a flight of different whiskeys and bourbons, explaining what they are and why they are different and why they are the way they are. It’s a lot of fun and helps to familiarize yourself with spirits
Tequila, obviously.
A nice smooth scotch
Whatever you do, steer clear of goldschalger and rumplemiz. Rumple is instant blackout and regret after many years.
Welp, if you’re not a drinker already then I suggest starting out with a beer or a glass of wine and ease into the hard stuff later, go easy, it’s not a contest, try each category until you find something you like, hard liquor isn’t for everybody, I suggest mixed drinks at first, gin and tonic, rum and coke or whiskey and coke, vodka white Russians are pretty good, experimentation is fun, best advice is for every 2 drinks of alcohol you should drink a glass of water to prevent a serious hangover, and dont forget to eat something.
For my 21st had a glass of glenfidich 12 reserve and a cigar with my best friends and my pups
Bubble tea.
old fashioned with the most expensive bourbon the joint has.
Can’t go wrong with a good pina colada. The dangerous thing about them though is they can be a lot stronger than they seem, so you don’t want to drink a ton of em.
The blood of your enemies
Milk
Malort
The choice of drink won’t be as important as the choice of people you share it with. I hope your Birthday is a great one!