If modern rap/hip-hop was a religion, who would its Gods be and what are their powers?

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1. Aesop Rock. The God of Cryptic messaging.

2. I am pretty sure Tyson James has the only one true god.

3. J-dilla and 9th wonder: gods of sampling

4. Biggie Smalls and Tupac: Disappearing in a crowd of bullets

5. No one man should have all that power.

6. Snoop Dogg is already the God of Parlaying a Gangsta Rap career into eventually having a cooking show with Martha Stewart.

   As far as I’m concerned that is some water into wine level miracle shit right there. Seriously how does that happen.

7. Tupac – God of the West and Hope

   Biggie – God of the East and Dreams

   Jay Z – God of Kings and Power

   Dr. Dre – God of the Shadows

   Suge Night – God of Death

   Ice Cube – God of Winter

   Andre 3000 – The Trickster God

   Rza – God of poetry

   Diddy – God of riches

   Emenim – God of battle

   Snoop Dog – God of the green

   Little Wayne – God of Revals

   Lil John – God of Drink

   Kendrick Lamar – Guide of lost souls

   Ghostface Killah – God of the dead

   DMX – God of warriors

   Kanye – God of art and madness

   This is just off the top of my head don’t come at me I mostly listen to 90s hip hop