does your spouse have any weird habits?

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1. not nsfw but when my husband gets excited he has to slap his knees a lot, he hates that he does it but I love it cause its his tell of really excited about something

2. My husband is very bashful. He hates farting around me but gets pretty gassy. Everytime he accidentally farts he tells himself off under his breath! So even if I didn’t hear the actual fart, I know he’s done one because of the muttering! It cracks me up so much!

3. Wife makes a big ordeal of using Qtips. She licks each one before using them. It’s a 5 min job and you cannot talk to her or bother her.

4. Hubby sleep talks and converses in his sleep. Sometimes he will even grab me or blow his tongue at me.. real cheeky stuff! He kills himself laughing and develops some weird accent too. When he sleep talks he’s super sassy but in his woke state he’s very sweet and professional. It gets me every. Time. 😂