How can I attract the women I like?

3 comments

1. You can’t.

2. It’s not possible, learn to accept that fact of life and move away from women

3. First,you have to be well prepared.

   Human females just love smell of testosterone so as sweaty as you can. You obviously can’t have neat clothes or good looking hairstyle, we don’t need some boy, we need a real man, caveman that is likely to hunt us a big deer.

   You can grab some of their favourite snack; Coffee or chocolate. Oh! And don’t forget helmet, if they get mad there is possibility that they will try to eat your head.

   Then, time to find ’em.

   This one is not that hard, they are likely to appear at grassland while grazing.

   Last and the hardest, tame them.

   You can possibly die. Be prepared for that. Human females are dangerous and picky. If you are not corourfull and manly enough, they’ll eat you alive. If you see that female is getting angry, throw a Coffee (or other snack) at them and run. Then look if they are chasing you, if yes, you are dead. If not, good job. Slowly and careful come to your target and pat them at head. If your hand is on the place, congratulations, you tamed a female Human. Of course there are also possibilities that you’ll get friendzoned but that’s too hard to explain it to you.

   Now you know how to attract females, good luck my fellow traveler. Many failed but I believe you can do that.