What’s the worst place to pick up girls?

38 comments

1. Maybe not the worst, but don’t pick up girls at the gym. Not the time or place.

2. The playground in broad daylight

3. Sexual assault survivors support group.

4. Work…

   Edit: welp.. this got some tracktion…reading all responses.. ppl seem to be on both sides with all kinds of experiences and outcomes.. appreciate all comments.. have a great night

5. An abortion clinic.

6. Under a helicopter

7. Family reunion

8. By the neck

9. morgue, they have a tendency to be dead in bed. 🙂

10. Men’s bathroom

11. the men’s room

12. Apparently, my place.

13. A Rush concert

14. By the crotch. They typically don’t like that move.

15. At her mom’s funeral

16. On the road, yelling out your car window. You look like a jackass and it makes women very uncomfortable 10 times out of 10.

17. Rehab

18. The morgue. Talk about the cold shoulder …

19. Lesbian bar

20. Work, if you’re in a setting where you are together a lot and is relatively tight knit.

    If you’re like a bagger at a grocery store and she’s a cashier or whatever, it’s probably ok.

21. Nunnery

22. church

23. From a woman:

    Whenever I look busy. I’ve had SEVERAL men stop me while I was very busy (walking fast, clearly engaged in something else) to make small talk. Bruh. Read. The. Room.

24. Walmart on Black Friday

25. the bathroom

26. Strip club

27. Work

    Jail

    Funeral

    Emergency room

    Morgue

28. Sumatra, Indonesia, December 26, 2004

29. Psych ward

30. Funeral.

    Yes. I’ve seen it happen.

31. The easiest place to pick up girls is at a bar. The worst place to pick up girls is also at a bar.

32. Womens shelters

33. At their place of employment if you’re a customer. It’s literally part of their job to be nice to you.

34. My uncle used to look through mugshots of people at the county jail, find chicks he thought were hot, and lookup their release dates. Then he’d drive to the jail and pick em up.

35. In an elementary school, as a teacher

36. At a gay night club.

    A lot of straight girls go there just to hang out with their friends not be hit on by dudes.

    Do not ask me how I know…

37. This subreddit

38. By our breasts. Please don’t. Even if they’re big enough that it might work.