What’s your morning routine?

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1. Roll out of bed and turn on my work laptop.

2. Say “fuck”, take a piss, make sure the coffee timer went off and is brewing, get dressed, brush my teeth and double check that I have everything and leave.

3. Roll out of bed, pick up the kid from his crib, go to the kitchen, serve him his pre-breakfast, put the coffeemaker on…. and so on…. turn on the laptop, join to daily standup….

4. Sleep as late as possible then scurry out the door like a rat.

   It’s not a good routine.

5. Poop, coffee, poop #2

6. Wake up, earbuds in, music on get my sloppy cloths on, cup of coffee, plan my homework out and eat at the same time, dress in okay ish clothes, go to school

7. Two routines

   Wake up have sex have coffee

   Or

   Wake up have coffee

8. 5-6:30 exercise
   6:30-8 get kids and myself ready for the day
   8 log on to work

9. Alarm goes off at 6:30. Snooze. 6:45. Shut it off. Stare out the window and see how much light is out. Go back to bed. 7:15. Sigh. Use the bathroom. Morning stretch. Get dressed. Go to work.

10. 6am wake up, get dressed, brush teeth, make tea, drink tea, ride to work.

11. Wake up, go to school/internship, eat breakfast before class/work starts

12. Let the pup out of his crate. Open the door for him. Piss. Sit on the floor and give both dogs belly rubs for 10 minutes.

13. Get as high as I can before work and hopefully poop

14. Wake up > jack off > Sleep

15. Wake up, brush teeth, get in shower, get dressed. Get coffee, drink coffee. Go for a run, go to work.

    It’s the same everyday

16. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

17. Wake up, log in to work on my laptop, bleary-eyed, hope I didn’t receive any work since I logged off, roll over and try to go back to sleep for 20 minutes.

18. Snooze as many as possible until its not possible anymore lol

19. Pray, urinate, drink water, eat breakfast, bathe, get dressed, brush teeth, comb hair and get to work

20. Bathroom, brush teeth, shave,.skincare then downstairs for coffee and breakfast.