What are some good trash talking tips or phrases you should know?

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1. [deleted]

2. ?

3. Will you shut that dog rectum you call a mouth!

4. I’m just here to kickass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.

5. If I wanted to hear an asshole make noise, I’d fart.

6. Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

7. *someone pisses you off*
   You :”Esad.”
   Enemy: “did you stutter dumbass?”
   You: “nah, eat shit and die.”

8. Joe mama

9. the more you do it, the less people will like you. when you talk shit, the people around you subconsciously assign those negative traits to YOU.

   so if you say “mike is a real moron”, the people listening will start believing you’re a moron.

   we know this girl sandy, and she’s always talking shit about people. she always calls people losers.

   after enough time passed, pretty much all of us believe sandy’s the loser. it’s unavoidable. we hear her say it so often, and we’ve come to associate that word with her–*not* with the people she talks shit about.

10. I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make your ancestors dizzy

11. I always say this in a joking way. When my friends and I are talking shit to each other. “If I wasn’t so sure you could kick my ass… I’D fight you right now”

12. Read. Lots of books both old and new have trash talk

13. Your mom

14. Just because you came out a pussy doesn’t mean you gotta be one!

15. You so dumb you got your trash talk off Reddit

16. Cope, seethe, and mald

    Clueless

    Any variations of doing your mom

17. Your mother dropped you as a child, and just didn’t pick you back up.

    I don’t want to insult you: punching so far down is bad

    You make me question God’s supposed lack of errors

    If I ever end up respecting you, let the others know I’ve been replaced by someone with much lower standards.

    You’re a soggy piece of toast

18. “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way over there. You’re going to have to come closer?”

19. Generic trash talk usually doesn’t work well. You have to be specific to the person, or at least to the situation. How mean are you trying to be (or more importantly, how mean are they to you)?