Men who pee on the toilet seat, why?

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2. Sometimes pee comes out like when you put your thumb over the end of a garden hose – it sprays in multiple directions and you can’t control it or stop. I always clean up anything I get on the seat, but other men aren’t as considerate.

3. Sometimes when I’m trying to sword fight and slice through some leftover dookie…..shit happens and I swing too fast.

4. Another post about peeing on the seat, eh?

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   What gift can I get for a particular guy?

   Or any question asking about how you deal or feel about loneliness.

5. I lift the edge of seat with my foot.

6. this again??

   who actually does this? i swear it’s an urban legend.

7. It pisses others off

8. Every time I pee on the seat I wipe it,

9. To set a booby trap for the next person using it.

10. Anyone who doesnt raise the seat before taking a piss is an idiot.