Men of the world… How long do you spend on the toilet at work doing Number 2?

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1. Less than a minute, if I go at all.

   As a gate keeper the second I go to the toilet, there’s 50 people almost throwing slurs demanding I open the gate

2. Depends on if I’m on overtime rate…

3. 20 minutes.

4. At least long enough for someone to finish what I was doing

5. Long enough to read the news.

6. Oh, I mean… way longer than is remotely reasonable, but that’s because these fuckers are making absolute bank off my labour, so I’m gonna steal as much time back as I can muster.

   10-15 usually, but when I really can’t be fucked with work I’ve easily spent 20 on there.

7. As long as I can keep my winning streak in Uno.

8. Never.

9. I’m trying to get in and out as soon as possible I much prefer to wait until I get home

10. As long as I can.

11. I’m saying an hour. Also, I take my prostate pills before work. I have to sit down sometimes because my piss sometimes trickles out. I prefer to do this at work.
    I dont like doing it at home because it could cause me to loose sleep.

12. The lights here are affected by motion sensors in the bathroom, none in the toilets, so if I spend there longer than 5 minutes I’ll be sitting in the dark until someone walks in

13. Depends if work is something enjoyable or not

14. As long as it takes.

15. Couple of minutes

16. As long as it takes.

17. As long as I want

18. Damn, it’s 10PM! Gotta wipe my ass and clock out

19. If I’m really taking a shit as long as it takes , I’df just loosing time solid 12 min

20. As little as possible. If you are in there for a long time, trust me, your coworkers are talking about it.

21. probably about a minute or so. Porta johns suck and I hate taking shits in them