If you had a chance to say your last words before you died, what would it be?

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1. In the end, you will destroy yourselves, and I wish I could see it.

2. Its morbin time

3. At last

4. “Any quessstionnsss!!!??!?”

5. Somebody delete my browser history

6. With my last breath, I curse Clap-Trap….

7. “I told you I was ill”

8. See you in hell

9. Screw you guys, I’m outta here.

10. “i’m dying just as i lived: beyond my means.”

11. I know what you did

12. Fuck you all.

13. I’ll be back

14. “Silly”

15. Everybody says their last words before they die, usually just not aware of what they are saying are their last. If I could choose however I’d say , I have a horde of gold and silver bricks locked in……

16. Epstein didn’t kill himself.

17. Finally I get a good night’s sleep….

18. I hope hurting me would haunt you for the rest of your lives

19. Finally I’ll sleep forever

20. I buried my fortune under *die

21. I’ll be back (cz i believe in incarnation)

22. Gazpacho soup.

23. * I told you I wasn’t feeling well.
    * I had an affair with your sister.
    * I had sex with your mom.

24. It was my wife

25. This bit is always the most annoying

26. Forgive me.

27. Boobs

28. “i…….murdered……that…..g………g…….beeeeep……beeeeep…….beeeeep”
    Doctor: “I’m sorry to tell you this but your dad is no longer with us.

29. “Watch this!”

30. Fuck u fucking fucks

31. “CURSE YOU, JENN DEANGELO!!! CURSE YOU WITH ALL THE VENOM OF MY HEAAARRRTTT!”

32. What?

    Who managed to do it after his death, I need a word!

33. 1-877 KARS FOR KIDS, K A R S KARS FOR KIDS, 1-877 KARS FOR KIDS, DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY.

    Just to get it stuck in whoever is my vicinity’s head. Then send me on my way.

34. “AYE! Guess what”

35. Change the world. My final message. Goodbye.

36. What a life, 10/10, would live again.

37. Have I played the part well?

    -Augustus

38. I left the gold in the….

39. Worth it.

40. “What bus?”

41. See you around like a donut, I’m off like a prom dress.

42. Utter silence.

43. I’ll be back

44. Bleh!

45. To my wife and daughter – thanks for loving me. I’ll tell (daughter in heaven) you said hi. Love you.

46. “Do you have anything to say before you die”

    “No.”

47. Thank you son thank you husband♥️♥️

48. Damn I thought I’d know the answer to this. You put me on the spot.