what are some weird questions your wife has asked

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1. She asked me how would I feel if she eat my ass. I only found out that she has that fetish. I eat her ass all the time and I don’t know if it developed from there or since before we met.

2. “No, of course not! Where do you get these absurd ideas?”

3. “Would you still love me if my eyes were tiny mouths, and when I blinked it went *rapid kissing sounds*”

4. “Do you think we should put my aunt in the other corner of the room for Christmas? We could dress her up like Santa’s little nasty tank?”

5. 1. monkey rips face off… at least it wasn’t chewed off by dogs. 2. yes ofcourse…. extra points if she can’t talk also. 3. umm what?… I’m not into self mutilation. If it’s for a medically necessary treatment that’s different.