What’s your favorite thing about money?

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1. You can buy stuff with it

2. I like that money gives me choices and options in life. It allows me to buy what I want and need, travel where I want to go, and overall just live a good life.

3. The freedoms it brings.

4. My favorite thing about money is that there’s nothing behind it, something so valuable and yet it’s absolutely worthless

5. I have a decent amout of it. I use it to pay my employees a good wage, enough where they can raise a family. Hella better than wally world. I xan pay for my kids college as long as they take classes worth taking.

6. It can be manipulated

7. That I can fold it in to little paper animals.

8. Relieves all worry

9. I love that it has ruined the world 🙂

10. That no matter how you look, it can make hot women sleep with you

11. The security and freedom it grants me. Money is a gateway to an easier life with more time (our most valuable resource) to spend my life the way I want.

    Edit: how did this post prompt a bot to post suicide prevention numbers?

12. It won’t break your heart.

13. It doesn’t matter how much you accumulate of it, you’re still going to die.

14. That its less heavy than Stacks of Gold.

15. That it buys sex

16. Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
    Homer’s Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
    Homer: Explain how!
    Homer’s Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

17. Spending it

18. Unlike people I can actually rely on it doing what it’s supposed to.

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    The only time I’ve ever been let down by money was when I didn’t have enough of it. Being super rich is my number one fantasy. It can buy me almost everything I actually care about (that I don’t already have). I’d never go without or “settle” ever again.

19. I can exchange it for goods and services

20. nothing, I hate it. by far the biggest source of problems for me

21. Enough of It solves 99% of your problems

22. Security.

23. That it provides me freedom and comfort.

24. It’s the material form of time. The more money you have, the more of your time you control.