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so i’m a super awkward person and there’s a girl i’m (m18) talking to, i really like her and she really likes me, we clicked almost instantly. i’m thinking far ahead i know, but if/when the time comes and she shows me her boobs… what the hell do i say

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  1. Compliment her. Watch her reaction to see if she liked the compliment. You could also tell her she turns you on. It really depends on the woman and the circumstances.

  2. “Wow, nice. Can I touch them?”

    And, if she says yes, remember the nipples aren’t radio dials with you trying to tune to the right frequency.

  3. If you’re shy and talking about this stuff isn’t your thing, you can say a lot with the big-ass grin on your face too! Body language can be just as effective.

  4. Something i find really hot. is “fuck your boobs are perfect” so some variation of that

  5. I still remember showing my boobs for the first time. He said I had some “beautiful titties” and it stayed with me all these years.

  6. Say? Dude, just do whatever you want.

    Me personally, I’d stare at them and then I’d want to play with them. Lick them. Suck them. Touch them.

    I just do whatever I feel compelled to do. Don’t overthink things. Sex is spontaneous. Playful.

  7. why need to say if u can start kiss and suck her nipples? u can say later that u liked.

  8. Just make sure to be very sweet and complimentary. Woman are generally extremely self conscious about their bodies. Be positive and enthusiastic. Tell her she looks amazing. And make sure to not say anything negative about her body. Even in curiosity. You’ll be fine.

  9. Depends on the girl and how the boobs look like 😉

    I guess in the most cases i would just say “Noice” 😂

  10. the bottom of the boobie is one of the more sensitive areas.. tread lightly 😉

  11. Being 100% positive and enthusiastic and genuine will go a loooong way. Women are trained by society to feel self conscious and have doubts about their bodies, being completely receptive and supportive and appreciative does wonders to make them feel accepted and more confident (and often willing to share more).

    A direct, simple, and heartfelt compliment would be idea, like “fuuuuck those are awesome” or similar is going to go down well in 99.999% of situations. If she lets you feel them or kiss them, that’s a very sweet bonus, but be respectful and don’t give her the impression that if she gives you an inch you’ll take a mile, so don’t pressure or beg her to do more than she’s up for. Be appreciative, confident and happy about the situation. Also just enjoy the moment too!

  12. You are sharing a fun moment between you and her and nothing else matters. Normally I say, “Fuck ya!” and dive in there, get a mouth full of titty, then bounce up to her mouth, make out with her, and then bounce down to the other titty. The holy trinity of two titties and her mouth. Sometimes I say “uhhhh Esmeralda (hypothetical Spanish name), these are great nipples!” and strafe in there for another pass. Phew, pheeeww, powww, she’s going down! She’s ready for an orgasm! Woooo!

  13. If she shows them to you, she definitely wants you to kiss them. Kiss her passionately. Everywhere.

  14. Why is she showing them to you vs you taking off her shirt? Just take off her shirt, say they’re amazing, and gently start to put your hands and mouth on them 😉

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