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A diet of combos and budweiser
Not a real man unless you beat your father and take his manhood.
Spitting constantly whenever you’re outside as if your own saliva is toxic to you.
You gotta make those noises when you sit up or sit down
Not a real man unless you pee at the urinal with your pants around your ankles.
Drink Stella and drive a 04 Mondeo
Twirling down Pinnacle St in a leotard and tutu… because a Real Man wears whatever he damn well wants.
He must treat his woman like shit, call her derogatory names and not show her love and affection.
You’re not a man if you have not told another dude that your woman is hotter than his.
Forgets to say “no homo” but goes along with it anyway.
# BIG shits
Must neglect at least two biological children. Bonus points for also neglecting another man’s kids while also being overly hostile to said man’s presence
Be able to take care of himself and not need anyone for anything. Loving yourself to the point of being “arrogant” is necessary too. It’s the only way to be great at who you are and what you do
Real men take their shirt off when they poop.
Real men don’t wear condoms nor are they selective with who they sleep with. He just fuck ls every woman he sees. Gets every woman pregnant
Arson
Not a real man unless you are 6’+, hung, square jawed, ripped, wealthy, have a nice car, and perfect in bed.
I’ve had all of those happen. I’m only 25🤷🏻♂️
Must’ve beat your wife at least twice
You are a real man if you are Chuck Norris. That’s it.
A Real Man brings a kettle to a water gun fight.
Hairy chest.
As a possessor of such I hold smooth manboys in disdain.
You’re not a real man if you don’t shit so hard that you have to take your shirt off mid way through.
Hand to hand combat with a grizzly bear.
Army training montage with inspiring musical number, no more, no less
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!
[Skateboards](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGrZH05EX6o&ab_channel=TomSka)
Those sound like what a woman would look for in a man in addition to 6’ height, 6fig salary
Have 16 1/2 kids with 17 baby mamas
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