What do you plan on being for Halloween this year?

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1. Red from Pokémon.

2. I hope to avoid Halloween this year.

3. Joker dressed as a nurse like in the dark knight

4. The invisible man 🙃

5. Apparently we are hosting a Halloween party at my place. I will probably do something last minute, like put on a fireman’s hat from Party City or something.

6. Generic white dude #3

7. Same thing as last year, a chef.

   Yes, I’ll be walking around in my black pants and chef coat because the way my shift is, I literally get off and head straight into trick or treating mode.

8. Nothing. I’m too old for that shit.

9. I’ve got my Malaysia flight 370 crew uniform ready

10. Drunk

11. Gonna be the new riddler, best bro being Batman.

12. Jesus Fucking Christ

13. Captain America

14. Toss up between Ronin from Avengers Endgame, Jim Hopper from the scene in Stranger Things S4 when he cuts off the demogorgon’s head, Three Hole Punch Jim from The Office, or Jack Ryan, the player character in Bioshock 1.

    I have the outfits needed for all 4, it all just depends on how much effort I want to put in the night of.

15. Drunk and handing out candy

16. “Papa Dragon” (Bowser/Me) and “Baby Dragon” (Baby Bowser/my 4 year old daughter)

17. I’ll be working. Last year despite giving out good treats, many parents didn’t send their kid to my door. I live alone and my house isn’t the most decorated. I do what I can. The kids that do come love pulling candy from the skull jar I present. Maybe some parents think my home is too sketchy? IDK. It’s kind of depressing. I have to work this year and probably won’t bother with it anymore.

18. Nuthin going to bed early that night.

19. White dress shirt, red tie, tiny light brown shorts, white socks and sneakers. Pretty much the outfit that SpongeBob wears to work.

20. I got my paul Stanley star child costume ready

21. A fucking disappointment.

22. Alive.

23. Inside your mom

24. Stoned

25. A disgruntled hacker

26. Well, it has to be something dead, so a Russian tank driver.

    Or Gunner Jürgen.

27. I wish to upgrade my steampunk costume. But im lazy and poor so I wont… although I have nobody to visit or do on Halloween so not point anyway.