What is the best response for “you are ugly”?

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1. I laugh at them. I own mirrors, nice try liar

2. Beauty is different for people, some may consider me ugly and some may consider me beautiful. But yes I know

3. Why would I bother to respond to that? If I felt the need to say something, then I guess something like, “I don’t recall asking your opinion on my appearance” or “Why would you think that is relevant to me? It’s not like I find you attractive either, but it never occurred to me that I needed to randomly announce it.”

   People who call other people ugly are just assholes. It has no value and just shows what type of person they are.

4. I wouldn’t. People who say shit like that unprompted just want attention.

5. I had a friend who would say “I may be ugly but at least I’m kind.”

6. Well, I *am* ugly, so I just say “yep, I know” and end the conversation. If they think my appearance affects my value as an individual and as a human, I can’t make them change their mind, nor am I going to waste energy and time on trying.

7. I just say “thank you” and move on. They get bamboozled.

8. So?

9. With a mouth like that, right back atcha. 😉

   (all I could come up with…)

10. That’s not what your mom said last night.

11. It takes one to know one

12. “And your opinion matters because…?”

13. Throw an uno reverse card at them

14. Yo mama!

15. Thanks!

16. Thats brave coming from someone like you

17. I’ll give them my contact lenses/glasses because they clearly need it more than I do.

18. Okay.

    The best response is one that shows no emotion, because it’s meant to get a reaction.

19. Ok. Then walk off. Don’t bother.

20. I am so glad that we have so much in common! *side hug*

21. This worked for me everytime, any attempt at insults!

    Me: “your therapist must have a big house”

    Them : “i’m not in therapy”

    Me: “oh… Oh, dear…” (calmly walk away)

22. Your so right, I’m not the best looking I’ll admit that but I’m thankful I mean I am only ugly on the outside, you well it must really suck to be you lovely, I’m not sure what I’d do if I was ugly on the outside and inside too…keep your chin up though yeah…I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

23. “And? What’s your point?”

    Or

    “No one is forcing you to look at me.”

24. Your mother didn’t mind

25. “I guess that makes two of us.” *shrug*.

    I don’t care if they think I’m ugly as long as my husband still thinks I’m hot.

26. That’s not what your mom said

27. “Did I fucking ask you?”

    Repeat until they leave or admit that you, in fact, did not fucking ask them.

28. I dont think you’re qualified to make that assessment

29. [takes out wallet] UNO REVERSE!

30. “Such an in-depth assessment, well done, little man.”