What goes through your head post hookup?

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1. I feel relieved that the hookup is over and I can go back to my normal life.

2. i guess it depends how things went? Lmao

3. Well, if it’s some girl I have been chatting with for a while, and am still interested, I wouldn’t mind seeing where it goes.

   But if not, like it got awkward the next day, or decided that it was just an one time thing, then we won’t.

4. Usually, I’m replaying the sex in my head and thinking about when the next time might be. I’m generally NOT a one night stand guy. When it comes to casual sex, I prefer a FWB dynamic. So if I hook up with a girl, I’m generally planning on keeping that thing going for as long as it makes sense.

5. Honestly, im comparing her to all the other women ive had sex with ever.

   Im kidding. Mostly im thinking about if and when, and do i want to, hook up with her again. Then im thinking “did she really not care that i only lasted 4 minutes? She knows i hadnt had sex in like 3 months.. surely she knows itll be better next time, right? And i did eat that pussy like it was homemade ice cream, so… yeah, it was fine. Ill just call her when i get home and ask her.. no, im still kinda drunk, ill call her tomorrow, no, in 3 days. But if she hasnt called me in 3 days then she probably doesnt want to see me again. Fuck it, better luck next time! Why didnt i jerk off beforehand? B/c i wanted that ‘hungry sex machine’ charisma goin on.. which did work(she was soo into me!).. is that my phone? Oh its just an email from capital one. Musta spent too much at the bar.. so ok, ill call her in like *2* days, thats ok i think. If shes into you, it doesnt matter when you call dude. Ill call her in the morning..”

   Or something like that

6. It depends on what we spoke about beforehand, and how well we got along in bed. If we were open to something more regular, and things went perfectly, I’d schedule a checkup ASAP.

   If we both agreed that it was a one time thing and we never speak again, unless they ask for something different and give reasons why, we smash out the night and go our separate ways come morning. Then my mind is on whatever it was before we got in bed.

   As for keeping in touch, I’m typically easy going with it. As long as the interaction itself is good, regardless of sex, I’m willing to keep in touch on a platonic level. And if things went good in bed, we can keep that going too if we both agree. If I go looking for good sex, get good sex once, and gain a friend, I win! If I go looking for sex, get good sex, and she wants to keep giving, I definitely win. If I go looking for sex, get sex once, and that’s it, mission accomplished. I’d prefer something friendly and regular, but that’s like whipped cream on a sundae.

7. I high five myself a few times in my head. Then spend a couple min worrying if the woman’s on birth control like she claimed. Then a few more high fives.

   Edit – then I get a milkshake on my drive home.

8. Smoke a cigarette after a good sex session. If there was chemistry invite her out to eat. Rearrange a follow up for a future bone session. Go about my day

9. “When is she leaving”
   or

   “Is it too soon for me to leave”

10. “Wait, did I leave the stove on?” I’ve burned down 3 houses this way. Fellas, never neglect fire safety for a woman, it’s not worth it.

11. This is so situation dependent that it’s impossible to answer. I’ve had everything from wanting to see them again immediately and secretly hoping for a relationship to wondering why the hell they were still talking to me when they texted a few days later.