if your vagina made a noise when you got horny, what would it be

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1. Any song by Hozier or Summer Wine by Nancy Sinatra.

2. Like a kazoo

3. It would beep like the preheat setting on an oven

4. Drums, like in Jumanji

5. Mine would be The R2D2 scream

6. ..Meow ?

7. cat going mrreeewooww

8. Why do I feel like the most common answer should be the sound of someone trying to crank a chainsaw?

9. This is only tangentially related, but I can’t figure out how to moan. Every time a moan would be appropriate, I squeak. Like a chew toy, or a mouse. It’s stupid.
   If my vagina made a noise, it’d probably be a cartoonish squeak.

10. Whale songs.

11. NOMNOMNOM

12. Like a microwave and when the food is done being heated, the microwave starts beeping.
    “Babe, you’re food’s ready!”

13. You ever hear a cat screaming while in heat at 3 am

14. IDK why but first thing that popped in my head was “feeeeed me” in Cookie Monster’s voice haha.🤣

15. The sound of dripping water.

16. Play WAP

17. The sound of a glass bottle Starbucks frappe lid seal popping

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19. Can I just put mine on vibrate? 😏