Men who talk at the urinals, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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1. In all of my life I have never encountered this

2. Bursitis and depression. Also, tinnitus.

3. because, for about 30 seconds, you can’t get away.

4. Just about everything.

5. Hey man, nice watch.

6. I sell vehicle extended warranties.

7. I need a life where this is what wrecks my day. No dig at OP… that’s just what I want my biggest problem to be.

   Also…. if it bothers you… just ask if they are hitting on you… that’ll end that conversation real quick… unless they love chaos like me… “why do you want me to hit on you?”… yeah I have no shame. But I don’t really talk to anyone but myself at urinals…

8. “nice cock, bro.”

9. Need to have a small talk, you know

10. I always notice that men look down when they are alone, aiming I guess. As soon as someone pulls up next door, the gaze goes up. Like we’re trying to say, “I’m not gonna look dude, I don’t even look at my own. Couldn’t tell you what it looks like.”

11. Eyes on your own work super chief.

12. Curious…would you rather someone speak directly to you at a urinal, or be screaming into a cell phone while sitting on the toilet? Not that either is acceptable, but I think I’d rather the urinal option.

13. I know, right? I hate when some twat marches up to the adjacent urinal and starts yammering. Just let me shit in peace!

14. Nothing. We just not shy or introverted!

15. Who the fuck cares once u been to prison n shit in front of someone every day it don’t mater to me but ppl do get up tight about it I remember I went to a concert in Vegas n was pissn n looked down n there was like 3 condoms in the urinal n I was like wat ta fuck there’s rubbers in here n they looked n surly saw my unit idgaf

16. I mainly groan when i got company at the trough. To see who can hold in their laughter the longest.

17. I only do this when I’m drinking lol

18. Sometimes it is better than hearing another man pump out a fat log.

19. Its where all the dicks come to hang out what do you mean “wrong?”

20. Every time the sales manager at my company comes into the bathroom while I’m already in there, he’s always talking on his cell phone. Every time. Does his business while he’s doing his business and doesn’t stop talking until he’s “rinsed” his hands off and walked out the door. It’s like he saves trips to the bathroom until he has an important call to make

21. nice pubes

22. So…uhh you come here often or what…? *Makes eye contact*

23. That’s how I met my last boyfriend

24. Why so unsure of your sexuality that talking to another man while holding your penis offends you so?

    Such a snowflake.

25. I was talking to my dick. Damn.

26. “Haha isn’t pissing great?”

27. Blushing bladder here, if another guy is at the station, forget it. My bladder retracts and will hold water like a camel until it’s quiet.

28. “Is this where all the dicks hang out?” is just too good of a joke 😭😭

29. In my defense, I was talking to my penis. If you thought I was taking to you, that’s on you.

30. Be proud of your canon.

31. We are blessedly free from your puritanical shame of the body.

32. Lol my buds do this at work all the time. Just bathroom talk.

33. Just came by to say that’s a solid question. Unless it’s two fellas who have been flirting with each other all night, or were such good friends that I e seen your dick before, don’t talk to me with my dick in my hand.

34. I had a boss once who made it a point to do this to me at least once a month. A monster.

35. And what’s up with the whistlers?

36. Men who take business calls at the urinal, what the fuck is wrong with you?