Title says it all. My boyfriend is a lovely man who absolutely stanks up the bedroom and I am losing patience. I’ve started putting air fresheners that absorb odor and even that isn’t enough. It’s starting to get cold out so I don’t want to keep the windows open all night. I don’t even understand why he farts in his sleep so much.
Something has got to change though. I can’t live like this anymore.
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fight fire with fire, fart right back
There are things like GasX or lactaid if he’s lactose intolerant.
It might be a medical issue or diet thing that can be addressed
Unless it is a health issue it is probably related to diet. Get him on some healthy foods.
Or Maybe he is holding in his farts all day around you and can’t control them in his sleep so they all come out. Haha
Lol thanks everyone. He doesn’t go to the doctor often and I’ve been stressing the importance of routine healthcare to him much more lately. I’ll just mention it to him and see if he’ll go in for a check up at some point. Poor guy has psoriasis terribly and I’ve been reading that a change in diet may help that too. I’ll try to make more healthy foods at home so he isn’t tempted otherwise
First check his diet. Flatulence – especially smelly ones – usually don’t come from nothing. Do you eat heavy meals for dinner often? Eating fibers should also helpnif you drinl enough.
Also, does he have a regular workout schedule? Most kinds of cardio, even a stiff walk help with digestion.
If none of these help, visit a doctor or think about sleeping in different rooms. It’s not uncommon for many happy couples.
Buttplug.
Obviously 🙄
For me it’s lactose or sugar. If my GF sees me consume either of that she knows what’s coming later.
Sleep in your own house.
Probiotics and a LOT more vegetables.
Is he becoming lactose intolerant?
Figure out what foods are causing that, or maybe he has an intestinal disorder that needs to be managed
Use your covid mask. Surely if those things block super tiny viruses, they can block a huge fart.
Get him to take some beano before his meals. it works.
Well it’s either a health issue or a diet issue,
Have a look at his diet and see if you can find a likely cause there, if you can’t maybe suggest that he sees a doctor to see if they can figure out what’s causing it,
Those levels of farting are not normal and must have some sort of cause, the only question is is it treatable?
All my life I was a massive fart machine. I changed my diet. Cut out most of the gluten in my diet and fart normally now. Pretty crazy.
Bread, yeasts, beer, pizza, muesli, all that stuff.
But plug
I would encourage him to see a doctor about it, could be a sign of digestive issues. Diet related possibly. Other than that, a second bed or the couch for him lol.
I was champion farter, changed my diet & now my arse stays air tight, all night
What’s his diet like? It sounds like something is upsetting his guts pretty badly.
Air purifier with activated charcoal filter
Probably has a lactose intolerance. Tell him to lay off the dairy for a week and see what happens.
i had a girl that had crazy loud farts middle of the night. it didnt bother me but they where LOUD!
Don’t sleep in the same bed/bedroom?
Change his diet! That’s all.