How you flirt with your significant other?

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1. I slap her ass all the time

2. We have lots of hallway sex.

3. A casual unexpected touch, doesn’t have to be sexual.

4. I go like I’m getting ready to initiate sex but just tease it and then don’t…

5. I like saying “I love you” when she burps or farts.

6. Sexting

7. As a woman, being told I’m beautiful, sexy, intelligent and all sorts of simple compliments are magic. Also offering me a beer.

8. Honestly, one of the biggest benefits of being in a long-term committed relationship is that you don’t need to have any kind of flirting technique anymore. You can just say “want to have sex?” And that actually works.

9. Double entendre and innuendos. I am pretty quick witted and she has a good sense of humor. We also have certain code phrases that don’t really mean anything to others but mean something totally NSFW to us.

10. we usually don’t… we are both very awkward lol

11. Slap him on the ass and then say something funny lol

12. Do the helicopter lol

13. I’m just hammy about it. I slap her butt constantly, interrupt what she’s doing for kisses. I like to say gushy stuff to her, and I’ll even say something vulgar in a silly voice (“damn SHAWTY thats a whole big ass piece of ass you got there yes sir gah DAMN back it up back it up back it up cmere lil mama lemme whisper in ur ear”)