If you could take just one thing with you to a deserted island, what would you choose?

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1. A boat.

2. Satellite phone.

3. Whatever trunk Mr. and Mrs. Howell brought with them for the 3 hour tour on the SS Minow.

4. Ginger

5. A hoe that’s a survival, yoga, tantric sex, and barbecue expert.

6. A desalinator

7. My friends

8. A knife.

9. Fleshlight. That’s a lot of time to pass.

10. The antidote to the poison I just drank

11. a paper clip to MacGyver my way through anything

12. A sat phone.

13. A Bic lighter.

14. I would bring a Genie and ask for 3 wishes instead of 1.

15. Does name of a place count?

    Yosemite. Pronounced Yoh-sem-it-ee. And should be spelt Yohsemitee.

    Yosemite spells yo se mite. Thats just me.

16. A boat

17. Any sickos said a young Brooke Shields yet? I want machinery to ensure I have clean water

18. I’m going to have to go with nuclear aircraft carrier.

    a smaller boat would do, but why risk it?

19. A multitool specifically designed for that scenario

20. .22 lr rifle. 25 round mag

21. An enchanted Alexandra Daddario who is deeply in lust with me. I’d be more than happy to be dying of dehydration, friction burn and drained of baby making fluids while those gorgeous eyes stare deep into my soul.

    Oh Alexandra 😍

22. u/_fool_me_once_ you’re stuck with me bitch

23. My weed seeds. At least time will go by happier.

24. A boat?

25. A Wendy’s, so that I could be the punchline for all the Reddit jokes.

26. My wife

27. Rope

28. A TARDIS.

    If you’re gonna fantasize that I would even consider a desert island as some sort of paradise, I’m gonna fantasize I own a TARDIS.

29. A SERE expert

30. A lifetime supply of all my necessities (yes a PC as well, so I don’t get bored if there’s nothing to do) basically an oven, steak fresh water, and stuff. Nothing much tho

31. A gun with one bullet loaded so I can shoot myself if necessary .

32. My sanity

33. I miss read and thought it said desert island. My answer was cheese cake. It still is cheese cake.

34. Either a satellite phone or an emergency beacon

35. My sister-in-law 😉

36. A knife.

37. an apache helicopter.

38. Beer.

39. A car door, that way if it gets hot I can always roll down the window.

40. A shovel. You’d be amazed at what I can build with just a shovel and some time.

41. Dwight: Fine. Physician’s Desk Reference.
    Jim: Nice. Smart.
    Dwight: Hollowed out. Inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets. Beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket. And… in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
    Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

42. Cool ranch Doritos economy size

43. Realistically, a good knife. It’s a versatile tool/weapon.