What should you NOT do while massaging your wife’s feet?

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1. Snap off all the toes. They grew there, perfectly natural. You’re freakout over nothing.

2. Stick my penis in the fussy

3. Smell your hand. Odds are it smells like feet.

4. Moan.

5. Suck on her toe…unless she’s into it.

6. Never say what would make her feet look prettier (ie painted toenails, cut toenails)

7. Hold them together, stick your dick in between, and sing the Hokey Pokey.

8. Don’t pick your teeth with her toenails!

9. Eat. Unless you have a strong stomach cause some feet are just repulsive.

10. Give attention elsewhere

11. Put the big toe in your mouth and then say with an entirely straight face, “the intrusive thoughts took over” like my husband did

12. Nobody is going to say what this guy wants you to say?

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    Mods, are we letting sickos take over the board?

13. Start jerking if furiously

14. Invade Poland.

15. Ha-Hah-Haaah-Chooooooooo!!!!!

16. Try and pull a toe nail off

17. Don’t dig your finger nsils into her flesh.

18. Talk about her sister’s perky tits.

19. Bite

20. Suck her toes clean