If you were a male stripper what would your stage name be?

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1. Bland chungus. No, no! Sergeant chungus

2. Buck Naked

3. Poopy Butthole

4. Girthy McDank

5. Christian.

6. Miles Long

7. Chubby pecker

8. Small Dick Sasquatch

9. Dick Trezure

10. Buster Hymen

11. Iron Horse

12. Tiger Feet Party

13. Bang Bang Bart

14. Milf destroyer.

15. Max Overdrive

16. Gene Rodnberries

17. self respect because irony=funny

18. Johnny Aragon

19. ReeDICKulous

20. Fatty McButterpants

21. Pale whale

22. The Benevolent Sir Cocksalot.

23. “Locomotive Slamjammer”

24. fred

25. Rock Bottom

26. Luke Skycocker

27. Horse cockey.

28. Lumber yard

29. Longrod VonHugendong

30. The Asian persuasion.

    Mostly because that is my stripper name

31. Spicy hot Jalapeno (I’m half Filipino and Japanese)

32. Dick Cheney

33. Joseph Spruce

34. Wayne.

35. Dirk Diggler

36. El Toro Negro

37. Imagination. Cause you are going to need one.

38. Big chungus