If you could make a parallel universe to your liking….What would you change about dating?

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1. Make soul mates an actual thing for people who want it. Like have it hard coded.

2. My wife and I would have the ability to stop time for dates. Just be able to spend time alone with each other.

3. I would make it more natural. Help people understand signals innately.

4. You think too small. I would just make a world-wide “give a stranger a blow job” day.

5. An option to install a radar to find your most compatible partner

6. About one third of men would be gay.

7. Every time somebody complains about dating being too hard, their favorite grade school teacher appears like a genie and says, “Dating isn’t hard. You’re just bad at it. Here’s the top 5 things you need to change in order to suck less.”

8. I mean, if I could shape the universe to my liking, all of the women would want to date me.

9. If I could change whatever I wanted I’d make my self have a fallout style inventory on a watch where I can pick stuff up and magic make it appear when I need it and also remove the weight limit

10. Just for kicks I would make that universe reverse. Like the swap the whole thing.

    The guys are now like, should I make her wait? How many dates before we do it. How do I know she likes me and doesn’t just want me for my semen?

    And the women would have the typical man’s attitude towards those first three dates. Playing that shit all three downs and out. Ain’t nobody got time for that….. 🤣✌️

    I think this would be funny as hell. Let’s make a movie.

11. Hmmm…..

    Women initiate as much as men.

    What too unrealistic?

    How about this:

    Just like in a video game everyone has a stat screen that appears above them and you can see any green or red flags (ex. Is argumentative, petty, has a really dark sense of humor, etc.).

    EDIT:

    Get rid of that “Love Languages” poppycock. Better it doesn’t even exist there.

12. Illegal

13. It would be honest from the beginning.

    “Hi I’m looking to bust a nut.”

    “Oh darn, I was hoping for someone to care for me until my dying day.”

14. I would make it so that both women and men initiate contact, dates, convos and sex equally.