How common are massage parlours ?

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1. Common enough that the damn things are in every single strip mall in Florida.

2. Not sure never seen one, my masseuse comes to my house or I go to hers. As for a happy ending, never understood the point I can do that myself or with my SO, no need to pay for that.

3. I’m not sure. I’m 43 and have never been to one and have no desire to go to one. I’ve only gotten one legitimate massage as it is. I have a dozen male friends or so and out of them I’ve only known one that I can confirm has gone to those sorts of places and one other friend who went to a brothel over in Greece years ago. So out of, say 12 or so, 2 dudes? Not a terribly high amount.

4. Normal massage parlors? I go all the time as part of my sports rehabilitation routine.

   Happy ending massage parlors? Never, and I’ve only met one guy in my entire life who claims he visited one.

5. I thought happy ending ones were only in movies

6. I don’t go to the parlors but I do frequent a professional every couple of weeks to a massage and relaxation. Honestly, her massages are better then any other service she offers.
   Half the time nothing even happens but I like the option there if I want it.

7. Californian here… they are basically everywhere. Every neighborhood has multiple, one neighborhood has maybe 100 in a very small area.

   From the border up to San Francisco you will see them all over the place. They aren’t listed on Google maps or yelp or anything though.

8. Had one open opposite my office. Absolutely staggered by the numbers and range of guys going in.

9. In my city they are everywhere (if you pay attention and notice them, otherwise they’re easy to miss).

   I only know one guy who uses them (he’s married) but there must be sufficient demand to keep them in business.

10. I have one friend who has told me he’s done it.

11. I’ve never gone to a happy ending place in the States but there’s tons in my town. Once in awhile they get busted and you see all these old dudes mugshots in the paper along with seriously old Asian ladies. None of that – the legal risk, the old lady handie, or the fact they could be actual victims of trafficking, appeals to me.

    I went to a foreign country where it was legal and yes absolutely went, paid premium dollar for a premium 4 hand massage from 2 ladies that were just stunning and that was soooooo good!

12. If they had any in my city, I’m sure I’d be visiting them. Sadly have none in my city and we’ve even down to just one strip bar (from 5 at one time). Still some Covid restrictions where I am and they are not yet allowing lap dances at our lone strip bar.

    Had one woman doing sensual massage out of her home. A few massages in she told me it was $20 more ($100 total) for a happy ending massage. That became my choice every time from then on. Saw her on average on a weekly basis for quite a while. Unfortunately a couple months ago she informed me she is taking a break from the biz or is going to quit entirely.

    Haven’t found anyone since – either they can give a good massage at a good or okay price (no happy endings), or it is just a word used in an escorts ad where they often do give short unskilled half effort or effort at a massage. Their massage is at best sub-par and the price for the overall service not really worth it to me.