What’s the first question that comes to your mind but you don’t ask it when you meet a very attractive person?

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1. Do you fuck as good as you look?

2. It’s not a question, but “honey is too good for a bear”.

3. “Why are you so hot?”.

4. What that mouth do

5. Here’s my number, let’s get dinner in a very public place to make you comfortable

6. What is love?

7. Are those real?

8. Why are you single?

9. So, attractive huh? How’s that working out for you?

10. You wanna ride bitch in my 1987 corvette with T-Tops? It’s worth 13,000 dollars and Dale down at the pick and pull says he might give me 14 for it so I got that going for me.

11. Questions? I just picture her naked.

12. Want to get to know each other?

13. I try to think of some off the wall shit to say.

    I was at a museum last week and seen a really beautiful chick by herself. Told her there should be a painting of her right “here”. She smiled, I smiled and kept it moving.

14. “Do I have any shot at taking you on a date?”

15. I wonder how she tastes.

16. I assume attractive people are boring as hell, usually. And they are, usually.

17. I wonder if they do anal

18. Oh, you’re not THAT hot. Why did they say you were?

19. Does she like bread?

20. “I wonder how big her poops are.”

21. I bet she shags like a minx

22. Body count?

23. Are you submissive?

24. Why would ut differ from any other person?

25. How do we make this happen?

26. “Would you like to go on a date with me?”

27. Do you watch Star Trek?

28. are you into men who are far less attractive than you?

29. “Are you an entitled asshole?”

    Pretty privilege is a thing. Beautiful people get treated differently, and that can easily give them a sense of entitlement. While being beautiful does not automatically make you an entitled asshole, I’ve certainly noticed a strong correlation between beauty and an inflated ego.

    While I’m not myself ugly, I’m by no means what you could call beautiful. So seen from my perspective, it’s clear how beautiful people – especially beautiful young women – are treated differently than than me, and people like me.

30. What do you think about me, I wonder?

    And I don’t mean this in an anxious way, just legitimately curious.